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Hitler Learns of MJ’s Demise

Breaking News - TMZ and what-not…

Thriller Boy and Boy-Thriller suffered heart attack. More later…

JNP Newswire 5:48pm, June 25, 2009

If we can still see your jets by the time shit is blowing up, you are doing it wrong…

Someone please tell Akamadajineebadalambada or whatever the fuck his name is that this shit only impresses countries that don’t own fighter jets. Seriously, back off dipshit - you are about to get a Red, White, and Blue boot up your brown ass!

Those roachy fornicators never knew what hit them…

You should have seen the look in their little buggy eyes…

I usually don’t pimp other people’s sites for free, but this is kinda cool…

End of Google?

This is still in Beta testing, but talk about swinging for the fence. Gotta give ‘em some credit!

Chinese hookers get 2.6million grant from us taxpayers

http://www.cnsnews.com/public/content/article.aspx?RsrcID=47976&print=on

The National Institute of Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism (NIAA), a part of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), will pay $2.6 million in U.S. tax dollars to train Chinese prostitutes to drink responsibly on the job.

Dr. Xiaoming Li, the researcher conducting the program, is director of the Prevention Research Center at Wayne State University School of Medicine in Detroit.

The grant, made last November, refers to prostitutes as “female sex workers”–or FSW–and their handlers as “gatekeepers.”

“Previous studies in Asia and Africa and our own data from FSWs [female sex workers] in China suggest that the social norms and institutional policy within commercial sex venues as well as agents overseeing the FSWs (i.e., the ‘gatekeepers’, defined as persons who manage the establishments and/or sex workers) are potentially of great importance in influencing alcohol use and sexual behavior among establishment-based FSWs,” says the NIH grant abstract submitted by Dr. Li.

“Therefore, in this application, we propose to develop, implement, and evaluate a venue-based alcohol use and HIV risk reduction intervention focusing on both environmental and individual factors among venue-based FSWs in China,” says the abstract.

The research will take place in the southern Chinese province of Guangxi.

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