Archive for September, 2008

Not sure if I’m going to trade today, but as promised you get a chance to keep me honest. Here is the screen shot showing the transfer.

Things I’m looking at…

  • Sirius Satellite Radio: Yeah, I know I told Jones that this was dead money and a dog for a while, but with it’s recent plunge from $0.90 to $0.62 there may be some room for a snap back mini-rally to the 70’s. Not a bad return for a day or two.
  • Bank Atlantic: Not sure what’s direction this one’s headed in, but the price action was a little fucked up yesterday. Let’s see where she goes today. This could be a play either way.
  • Google 400 calls: Any new deal by the Congress would likely send Google back over 400. This one is too easy so I’ll wait until this afternoon to decide.

Now you may be wondering, “Hey Pickles, I thought you said the other day that you had $1,000 to play with?”. Well, I did until Jones and I went drinking last Friday. After our usual gallon and a half of liquid encouragement, I decided that I could take another $50 of my play money for partying purposes and I would just make it back. You know, because I’m good at that shit. You can figure out the rest…

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UPDATE: 7:41am
OK - I lasted all of 5 minutes without making a trade. Futures are up, Asian and European markets are coming back which makes me think a new deal is in the works in the US Congress. I placed my order for 1,400 shares of Sirius with a limit of $0.64 per share. Not sure if I’m going to get my fill, but who knows. Let’s put some lipstick on this pig and call it a dance!

UPDATE: 9:56am
Got ‘em! 1,400 @ $0.64/share

UPDATE: 10/3/08 11:52am
STILL FUCKING GOT ‘EM. MOVE UP ALREADY!!!

Current status:

Dow crashes

Jones cashes out

Immediately buys new haircut

Checks off the grid, out of the system, prepares to buy property in Vermont in the hills, well armed, fenced with barbed wire and patrolled my Meeko.

Jones & Pickles LIVE soon to be replaced by security cameras

over and out

Kiss your sweet ass goodbye if the US Congress doesn’t pass this bill today. Your oil is the only thing standing between us and a financial abyss.





The sound quality on this is grainy as shit, but it’s a funny ass video…



Safe for Work Porn

by Jones | September 28, 2008 | In Jones, Photos 1 Comment

If you know me then you know that Jones enjoys porn, whats better then porn?  Porn you can watch at work! (And maybe crab legs)

http://www.sfw-porn.com/

SFW Porn

SFW Porn

Friday Night Math

by Mr. Pickles | September 27, 2008 | In Mr. Pickles, Photos 2 Comments

I’m still a little hung over so we’ll keep this short and sweet today…





Have you called your congress-person this week? Perhaps you’re comfortable with your future being hijacked and sold down river. Let me ask you a question, but first, read this…

“I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.”

When and by whom was this written?

If, like most of our viewers, you are too lazy to actually look this up, I’ll just tell you. This is an excerpt from a letter from Thomas Jefferson to Treasury Secretary Gallatin in 1802. EIGHTEEN O FUCKING TWO!!!

What have we done with our country people? It’s almost revolution time so Jones and Pickles are currently recruiting for the following:

1. Secretary of Mechanized Warfare
2. Deputy Assistant of Food Rations
3. Chief Beer Preservation Specialist
4. Hunter/Gatherer of all Sorts
5. Media Spokesperson (must be comfortable lying your ass off)

If you believe that you can fill any of these positions, please let us know. Sleep tight in your beds this weekend - the looters will be there shortly…

PS - Even two years ago if the Federal Government orchestrated the largest bank seizure in modern history and sold those assets immediately for a paltry $1.9 billion, we would be taking to the streets. Today’s failure of Washington Mutual? Nothing…

What’s up fat lazy Romans? Enjoy the fall…shit’s about to get nasty…

Zombies attack man in Russia

by Jones | September 26, 2008 | In Video, WTF? 4 Comments

Helicopter / night vision camera of a man supposedly being attacked, ripped apart, and eaten by zombies..Please note this video doesn’t provide zombies exist please stop bitching about it.

Detroit Lions

by Jones | September 26, 2008 | In Video 1 Comment

Yearbook Yourself

by Jones | September 26, 2008 | In Jones, Photos No Comments

http://www.yearbookyourself.com/

1968

1968

1976

1976

1996

1996

Pickles has recently come across an extra $1,000 and is going public with a personal challenge.

The Mission: Play the huge daily swings in this hectic stock/options market as of late
The Goal: Turn $1,000 into $100,000 within 12 months
The Honesty: Pickles will post his picks along with screen shots of the actual trades
End Game: You will all bow down to my greatness (or laugh me into oblivion)



Starting Point…





The Money should be cleared by Tuesday of next week with cash settlement and trade clearance on Wednesday. The posts will be titled “Pickles Pick - September xx, 2008″ and so forth for each date I trade.

I have a nearly flawless track record of making huge sums of cash for other people but have the shittiest luck on my own trades. By publishing the results each day, I’m hoping someone out there catches the luck and let’s me ride along…



Let’s Do This Shit!!!


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