Jones and Pickles

I usually don’t pimp other people’s sites for free, but this is kinda cool…

End of Google?

This is still in Beta testing, but talk about swinging for the fence. Gotta give ‘em some credit!

Chinese hookers get 2.6million grant from us taxpayers

http://www.cnsnews.com/public/content/article.aspx?RsrcID=47976&print=on

The National Institute of Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism (NIAA), a part of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), will pay $2.6 million in U.S. tax dollars to train Chinese prostitutes to drink responsibly on the job.

Dr. Xiaoming Li, the researcher conducting the program, is director of the Prevention Research Center at Wayne State University School of Medicine in Detroit.

The grant, made last November, refers to prostitutes as “female sex workers”–or FSW–and their handlers as “gatekeepers.”

“Previous studies in Asia and Africa and our own data from FSWs [female sex workers] in China suggest that the social norms and institutional policy within commercial sex venues as well as agents overseeing the FSWs (i.e., the ‘gatekeepers’, defined as persons who manage the establishments and/or sex workers) are potentially of great importance in influencing alcohol use and sexual behavior among establishment-based FSWs,” says the NIH grant abstract submitted by Dr. Li.

“Therefore, in this application, we propose to develop, implement, and evaluate a venue-based alcohol use and HIV risk reduction intervention focusing on both environmental and individual factors among venue-based FSWs in China,” says the abstract.

The research will take place in the southern Chinese province of Guangxi.

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Can someone please just shoot this freaking glow in the dark puppy already? Is this really headline news?

So Mr. Jones is testing out his shiney new cell phone and asks me to send him an MMS. I dig through my phone and find one that I think is appropriate. Mr. Jones tests his phone and then sends this back to me…

Nice guy that Jones…still a nice guy…

If you decide to retire to your car for some personal afternoon-delight, make sure you’re not parked next to a tall building with your sunroof open. NSFW.

Two days ago a man in Edmonton, Alberta was in his parked Dodge Nitro, apparently watching pornography and masturbating. Normally this wouldn’t be noteworthy, but folks high in the Nexopia.com headquarters noticed a familiar rhythmic motion coming from underneath the towel laid across the gentleman’s lap. Of course someone grabbed a recording device and motioned for friends come over to point and laugh. Eventually, one of the employees went down to the ground floor and by waving up to the camera, revealed the fellows folly. That’s one helluva way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Hopefully he doesn’t actually work in that company. [Break]

I Won A Math Debate - Watch more Funny Videos

OK - I’m done. We have 10% unemployment in this country, people sleeping under bridges, bankers walking away with billions in taxpayer money, and these douchebags are working on the latest earth-shattering scientific breakthrough…

…an end to world hunger?
…cars that run on garbage and tears?
…plastic icebergs so polar bears don’t sink to the bottom of the ocean?

NOPE!

From the makers of Spacecheese, Bubbles The Underwater Hamster, and Rectal Mints comes the latest in useless shit for those that have more money than brains…

I present to you…the worlds first Transgenic Dog (a/k/a Flourescent Puppy)

PS - it requires an ultraviolet light to make it glow red.

WTF Korea?

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So Mr. Pickles is sitting around on laundry day doing laundry-type stuff when he notices this headline on CNBC…

NY POST: 400 Chinese Executives Plan US Trip To Hunt For Distressed Assets

How did we come to this?

“How much for Empire Strate Bruilding?, Grolden Grate Bridge?, Statue of Lady In Ha-bor???”

Keep those mints a printing Demotards…keep ‘em printin’…

BUY SILVER!!! Last warning before the huge spike up…

Me Chinese - Me Play Joke - Me Go Pee Pee In Your 401K

Ok so I’m physically into our beloved Central Florida Casey Anthony.. she is fucking hot get over it, twisted but hot (btw, Casey Anthony is going to be found innocent and set free - mark my words, this court case when it comes is going to be a huge clusterfuck and it’s going to get dismissed or some shit)

Anyways Happy Teacher Appreciation Week, so here’s some other law breakers I’d love to do (only this time I’m too old)

McElhenney is a former Spanish teacher and was a cross-country coach at Hebron High School in Carrollton, Texas. She is also a Miss Texas contestant.

Her Crime: At age 25, McElhenney was charged with having sex with an 18-year-old student on numerous occasions at her apartment (Texas law prohibits sexual relationships between educators and students even if the sex is consensual and the student is of legal age).

Verdict: No verdict has been made yet.

See all 25 HERE

Angry Video Game Nerd: X-Men

Well I figure that this is fitting because the movie just came out, which I haven’t seen yet, but I hear it’s a lot of fun, I may pull a “Jamaican Thunder” and go watch it alone during the day when 100 fucking 14 year olds aren’t running around the Disney theaters acting like total douche fails.

And why is it I always want to spell it ain’t when spell check insists it’s aren’t … what is that a Michigan thing, I’m pretty sure after all this time ain’t is recognized as a actually American word now.

anyways, let’s watch this piece of crap