Jones and Pickles

Maybe it’s the beer, maybe it’s the fresh air, but something magical happens when Mr. Pickles takes to the course in a brilliant ariel display of the finest game ever to be played.

Nicklaus, Snead, Norman, Woods, Pickles…

This is something I’ve been waiting on for a few months now, he pulled it off, pretty amazing.

I’m an open minded guy… but once you start putting live eels up your anus you’ve crossed a line, I think.

wtf

Motherfuckin Japanese Anal Eels

More proof Ellis was right and Monkeys will soon be taking over… think of this as our Monkey News, reddragons all

Hope Jacoby, Blowjob Trainer

Sheriff’s deputies were informed of the unlawful acts by someone who saw a text message photograph, Amormino said. The boy was between 14 and 17 years old.

Jacoby, who lives in San Juan Capistrano, was jailed in lieu of $100,000 bail, Amormino said. Investigators believe there may have been other victims, he said.

Sheriff’s officials arrested Jacoby because she abused a “position of trust,” Amormino said. “Even though the age gap may be fairly close, it’s still illegal and we will arrest,” he said.

God DAMMIT, I used to be in school, I used to have a female trainer in sports, but guess what, I NEVER GOT A FUCKING BLOWJOB FROM HER and worst of all SHE DIDN’T LOOK LIKE THIS!

I mean really, I’m not even going to get into the whole “Who the hell turned her in” thing but really, do we have to convict this girl?  can’t we just put her in a house with Casey Anthony and have some sort of Hot Chick House on Fox Thursdays at 8pm?

Pouty face because she wants Jones' man sauce

Hope Jacoby MySpace page

From her MySpace:

About me:
Let’s see. there’s a lot to tell…maybe. My names Hope

~I love goin out. Im a huge fan of the hug. I hug all my friends, and think its an important way to say hi and bye. If I dont hug you, I probably dont like you. Either that or you make me totally nervous, so I wont do it. And it doesnt necessarily mean its a good nervous either.

~I try to be a positive person…and surround myself with positive people. I believe in karma, however i also think that no matter how good of a person you are, bad things are gonna happen to you. To me, bad things happen to make you a stronger person and you’re meant to learn from them.

~I have a lot of random thoughts. I don’t express em very often tho, cuz they can be far fetched, but as long as i know what i mean, who cares right?

~I’m not really a jealous person, except once in awhile i seem to get super jealous over something stupid. im weird that way. All it takes is a little talking to and i get over it.

~It takes a whole lot for me to get mad, but doesnt take much at all for me to get over it. If it’s something small, and im mad, just let me get over it and i won’t ever bring it up again. Sometimes that gives people the idea to walk all over me and i sometimes let it happen. I need to work on changing that.

~I have strong opinions, but if you show me how your way is better i might just change my mind.

~Sometimes i chill with people even if i don’t like them. I dont pretend to like them, but i don’t show i don’t like them either. That doesn’t make me fake, that makes me courteous. If i don’t like you, then im sure it’s for a good reason.

~Most girls talk too much. I’m one of them. But i don’t want friends who do. Therefore girls who are my friend are special. And not like most girls. I like hanging out with guys cuz they’re a lot easier to talk to. They don’t like drama, and neither do i.

~I may come off as full of myself, but i promise it’s a front. I don’t have the highest self-esteem, but i don’t think i’m a bad person either. It’s a weird position to be in. Wow this is long. stop reading.

FUCK THIS JONES WANTS A BLOWJOB, LG where are you….

Jones reacts to Hope’s levels of hottness (btw is you are currently as hot as Hope, feel free to contact Jones at his email jones@jonesandpickles.com and fill out the application.)

And yes for those of you who can’t figure it out, click on them

Chewbacca

Who likes to party? JONES LIKES TO PARTY, hey it’s tuesday, you have to get up at 7am… fuck it

Why yes

Jones deploys "game"

Mission accomplished... I'm hammered

Speaking of retarded, let me tell you how much I hate driving in Orlando… nobody can drive… nobody, I hate it.  Especially Canadians… what the hell?

Now I know this wasn’t Mr. Pickles, btw if you don’t get this then the rest of us are pointing and laughing at you.