Jones and Pickles

Raging party drunk, “Jones” pictured here in a rare moment of 4th of July celebration.

When asked to comment on where he’s been he simply explains that he kidnapped by a fat chick off eHarmony and forced to “discover” her 29 levels of compatability.

Welcome back Jones…

Breaking News - TMZ and what-not…

Thriller Boy and Boy-Thriller suffered heart attack. More later…

JNP Newswire 5:48pm, June 25, 2009

…what? Too soon?

While we try to figure out who hacked our VodPod account, our video updates will be done through posts. Enjoy the llamas…

Updates on Monday…Happy Easter JnP Nation!

OK Peeps - if you follow us in any manner, you know that I have been saying that people with limited means should be stockpiling silver bars and bullion for a while now.

It seems that someone has been taking delivery of 2 million troy ounces of silver per day for the past several days now. That’s not a small amount by the way.

So….let’s recap….

The stock market has started and continues it’s “mini-rally” that I figured it would after the “mini-crash” of late last year. (not going to link it, but our site’s not that big - find the history of this claim if you’d like).

Sometime around the third quarter of this year, it is going to become evidently clear that the economic recovery is not happening. That’s when the fun begins and the paper assets of the world continue their long overdue decline to levels that would make your head spin. Were talking Dow 1,000 or less people…

So, you have a few extra dollars laying around and don’t want to see it go up in smoke because of the inflationary effect of declining-value paper assets while having several trillion dollars of phantom money being printed up by our government (see Zimbabwe) then get on-board the silver train.

How does one buy silver Mr. Pickles?

Glad you asked…you can follow the price of silver here…

Silver Prices From Kitco

You can expect to pay around 10% above this price when buying and to receive around 10% below this price when selling for smaller transactions. This is a reasonable “commission” to pay the dealer.

Silver bars can be purchased from most coin stores as well as some jewelry shops. Always buy from a reputable source as counterfeiting is not unheard of. If, like most Americans, you find that traveling to a coin shop represents actual effort and you’d rather not, you can always purchase your silver from eBay. I’ll even make it easy for you…

Have fun and enjoy the apocalypse!!!