by Jones | January 5, 2009 | In Jones, Mr. Pickles, Video | 2 Comments
Maybe it’s the beer, maybe it’s the fresh air, but something magical happens when Mr. Pickles takes to the course in a brilliant ariel display of the finest game ever to be played.
Nicklaus, Snead, Norman, Woods, Pickles…
by Jones | December 24, 2008 | In Jones, Photos | No Comments
Who likes to party? JONES LIKES TO PARTY, hey it’s tuesday, you have to get up at 7am… fuck it
Why yes
Jones deploys "game"
Mission accomplished... I'm hammered
by Jones | December 22, 2008 | In Jones, Photos | 2 Comments
Speaking of retarded, let me tell you how much I hate driving in Orlando… nobody can drive… nobody, I hate it. Especially Canadians… what the hell?
by Jones | December 15, 2008 | In Jones, Rants | 2 Comments
My ongoing war against the homely overweight dating site eHarmony continues as we all come to realize that they also have no sense of order… bastards
Want to know more about my personal eHarmony hell? -
I’m hungover
.99 cent Double Stacks from Wendy’s are fucking delicious
Detroit Lions are a wonderful football team…. until the second half
I didn’t find a horse last night but I did find a fat Police officer I showed interest in
Florida football on Jan 8th is going to be a big game for me
eHarmony is still not worth the money
If you don’t know about Chromeo you should really look into them
by Jones | December 11, 2008 | In Jones, Photos | No Comments
Masturbating - You're doing it wrong
So I was talking to this girl this morning and I just couldn’t help myself… Jones you are fucking helarious (click for bigger image)
by Jones | November 25, 2008 | In Jones, Mr. Pickles, Rants | 5 Comments
Pickles has gone from swift-kicking people in the balls to outright stabbing them. I’ve long known of Mr. Pickles affection for random aggressive maneuvers during outings of drinking (See Mr. Pickes Post - Bar Math…) Where he tried to find explnation of why there’s a photo of my arm on his cell phone…
And of course like two little girls we run off the the bathroom and inspect the damage… soon forgotton I remember I like having my picture taken 
by Jones | November 25, 2008 | In Jones | No Comments
Just a heads up in case you thought you forgot Jones knows how to have a good time!
Happy Friday everyone, let’s PARTY!
Who likes to party? Jones likes to party!
WTF was I thinking, “Sure everyone lets go back to Panda Express, there’s no way they could still be running out of food at lunchtime”
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS….
no food, nothing, some shitty 3 hour old crap that never sells and maybe a pathic springroll.
It’s 12:30pm at a major intersection and you have no food, I hate you, really Panda Express I fucking hate you. I’m hungry and so is the 6 people behind me. Screw this I start a scene.
“This is why I hate coming here, there’s never any food and they are never prepaired” (This draws looks from the Mexicans cooking my Chinese food) I continue “I’m going to Chiplotes, whoever heard of a chinese place that out of Fried Rice for crying out loud.”
At this point they start to panic, I never cause a scene and I’ve never been one on confrontation but I see myself losing $9 to a place I should of known better then to come back to!
I’ve officially lost my mind, I take out my cell phone and start taking their pictures in a fit of journalistic rage.
Dear Panda Express,
I’m not a fucking Panda, I don’t eat bamboo, FEED ME
Signed -Jones
