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This is something I’ve been waiting on for a few months now, he pulled it off, pretty amazing.

Hope Jacoby, Blowjob Trainer

Sheriff’s deputies were informed of the unlawful acts by someone who saw a text message photograph, Amormino said. The boy was between 14 and 17 years old.

Jacoby, who lives in San Juan Capistrano, was jailed in lieu of $100,000 bail, Amormino said. Investigators believe there may have been other victims, he said.

Sheriff’s officials arrested Jacoby because she abused a “position of trust,” Amormino said. “Even though the age gap may be fairly close, it’s still illegal and we will arrest,” he said.

God DAMMIT, I used to be in school, I used to have a female trainer in sports, but guess what, I NEVER GOT A FUCKING BLOWJOB FROM HER and worst of all SHE DIDN’T LOOK LIKE THIS!

I mean really, I’m not even going to get into the whole “Who the hell turned her in” thing but really, do we have to convict this girl?  can’t we just put her in a house with Casey Anthony and have some sort of Hot Chick House on Fox Thursdays at 8pm?

Pouty face because she wants Jones' man sauce

Hope Jacoby MySpace page

From her MySpace:

About me:
Let’s see. there’s a lot to tell…maybe. My names Hope

~I love goin out. Im a huge fan of the hug. I hug all my friends, and think its an important way to say hi and bye. If I dont hug you, I probably dont like you. Either that or you make me totally nervous, so I wont do it. And it doesnt necessarily mean its a good nervous either.

~I try to be a positive person…and surround myself with positive people. I believe in karma, however i also think that no matter how good of a person you are, bad things are gonna happen to you. To me, bad things happen to make you a stronger person and you’re meant to learn from them.

~I have a lot of random thoughts. I don’t express em very often tho, cuz they can be far fetched, but as long as i know what i mean, who cares right?

~I’m not really a jealous person, except once in awhile i seem to get super jealous over something stupid. im weird that way. All it takes is a little talking to and i get over it.

~It takes a whole lot for me to get mad, but doesnt take much at all for me to get over it. If it’s something small, and im mad, just let me get over it and i won’t ever bring it up again. Sometimes that gives people the idea to walk all over me and i sometimes let it happen. I need to work on changing that.

~I have strong opinions, but if you show me how your way is better i might just change my mind.

~Sometimes i chill with people even if i don’t like them. I dont pretend to like them, but i don’t show i don’t like them either. That doesn’t make me fake, that makes me courteous. If i don’t like you, then im sure it’s for a good reason.

~Most girls talk too much. I’m one of them. But i don’t want friends who do. Therefore girls who are my friend are special. And not like most girls. I like hanging out with guys cuz they’re a lot easier to talk to. They don’t like drama, and neither do i.

~I may come off as full of myself, but i promise it’s a front. I don’t have the highest self-esteem, but i don’t think i’m a bad person either. It’s a weird position to be in. Wow this is long. stop reading.

FUCK THIS JONES WANTS A BLOWJOB, LG where are you….

Jones reacts to Hope’s levels of hottness (btw is you are currently as hot as Hope, feel free to contact Jones at his email jones@jonesandpickles.com and fill out the application.)

Casey Anthony, a long time party girl in the Greater Orlando Florida area, may have just made a terrible and life-altering mistake. This is just my opinion on what may have happened, but consider this for a scenario…

Casey the party girl wanted to go drinking at one of the various bars or clubs around Orlando. She couldn’t find a sitter so, having experimented with chloroform, had an idea. Why not administer a little chloroform to a rag and use it to put Caylee asleep for a few hours. She could sleep comfortably in the trunk of the car until the clubbing was done.

Unfortunately, if this was her plan, it was an ill-conceived one. Does she deserve the death penalty for this? I would say no due to the strict Florida statute that regulates such crimes. She does, however, deserve every day of the sentence she is going to serve.

Again, this is just one man’s opinion based on nothing other than the facts that have been released so far. It’s just as plausible as any other theory. It’s a sad, fucked up world out there.

BY NANCY DILLON
DAILY NEWS WEST COAST BUREAU CHIEF

Updated Thursday, December 11th 2008, 2:44 PM

After putting the photos up on MySpace, one of the unidentified girls listed herself as a 17-year-old worker at the Anderson KFC near Redding.
Record Searchlight

LOS ANGELES - They serve fast food, but they’re slow learners.

Four months after a Burger King employee lost his job for taking a bubble bath in a restaurant sink, three scantily clad teens were fired when they turned a basin at their northern California KFC into their personal hot tub.

READ THE WHOLE WHITE MEAT STORY HERE

We tried to tell you people several weeks ago.  Listen to Jones and Pickles next time!

http://www.jonesandpickles.com/news/kaley-anthony-is-dead

http://www.jonesandpickles.com/jones/casey-anthony-hottness-orange-county-jail-tour-08

http://www.jonesandpickles.com/jones/casey-anthony-is-a-hot-piece-of-ass

He’s fucking dead, how many times does Jones have to tell you?

Can we please introduce our American Cultural-Cock inside their borders already?

Fancy Suite on the 11th Floor - Comp’d

Cool Audio/Visual Setup - Included

Ambiance (by way of washed-up rock star photo) - Included

Free CD - Possibly Included, Possibly Jacked - Not Sure

Pickles Doing His Part For Native Americans - Priceless!

This is huge, imo bigger than finding water, this is basically what you look for after finding water.

original: Key Molecule for Life Found in Habitable Region of the Galaxy | Wired Science from Wired.com

Key Molecule for Life Found in Habitable Region of the Galaxy

A sugar molecule linked to the origin of life was discovered in a potentially habitable region of our galaxy.

The molecule, called glycolaldehyde, was spotted in a large star-forming area of space around 26,000 light-years from Earth in the less-chaotic outer regions of the Milky Way. This suggests the sugar could be common across the universe, which is good news for extraterrestrial-life seekers.

“This is an important discovery as it is the first time glycolaldehyde, a basic sugar, has been detected towards a star-forming region where planets that could potentially harbor life may exist,” Serena Viti of University College London said in a press release.

Previously, glycolaldehyde had only been observed toward the center of the galaxy, where conditions are thought to be too extreme to host habitable planets.

Glycolaldehyde is a key ingredient for life. It helps to build Ribonucleic acid (RNA), which is thought to be the central molecule involved in the origin of life on Earth. Glycolaldehyde is a monosaccharide sugar, the basic unit of carbohydrates. It can react with the chemical propenal to form ribose, the building block of RNA.

“The discovery of an organic sugar molecule in a star forming region of space is very exciting and will provide incredibly useful information in our search for alien life,” said Keith Mason, chief executive of the England’s Science and Technology Facilities Council.

The finding, made with the IRAM radio telescope in France, was announced Tuesday and will be published in the Astrophysical Journal Letters.

New York Post

A Georgia rapper was sentenced to 20 years in prison after killing a man and then writing a rap that detailed how he did it and calling the victim, Chad Blue, by name.

And now, so does everyone else.

Douchebag!

Screw GM, Ford, Chrysler, and the rest of them. Why in the hell should the government give tax payers money to an industry that has not been able to compete in three decades?

Don’t give me the line about “well, what are those poor workers going to do?”. This isn’t communist fucking China people! Who cares what they do. That’s capitalism. Do you really think these people are just going to sit back and watch their families starve to death? Perhaps - just perhaps - they may come up with a new way to make a living in their home towns or elsewhere and ingenuity will prevail (as it always does).

I am so freaking tired of all of this socialistic crap going on in this country. I’ve had businesses fail in the past. Did Pickles get a bailout? Fuck No! Pickles got a tax lien from the Florida Department of Revenue.

Pickles votes no on anymore bailouts…

GM = Gross Mismanagement
FORD = Fix Outdated Research & Development
Chrysler = Can’t Help Resisting Your Shitty Lineup Each Release

Would you pay $18,995 for this pile of canine excrement?