So Jones and Mr. Pickles are at a party the other day when one of our friends mentions this site. Another friends says, “I don’t see what’s so funny about it”. We’ll call this friend, “Goldfinger” unless Jones can come up with a better name for him. At first, I thought, fuck you dude! But then I remembered the source…

Note that our good friend is not only bare-assed naked, but he is attempting to order take out at 4am on what he thinks is a phone, but is merely a shoe sole insert.
Is that the kind of funny you were looking for?
Jonesy - set our boy up with a login account and let’s re-light this rocket…
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So those who know Mr. Pickles, know that he has been dealing with a divorce situation for the past several months. Mr. Jones, always the one to lend a helping hand to a friend in need, decided to provide Mr. Pickles with a friendly “Hey Buddy - I know you’re down and out lately, but I just wanted to send over this digital kick-in-the-balls because you’re fucking special man!”

This lovely photo shows the ex’s new man going to town on Mr. Pickle’s grill at Mr. Pickle’s lakeside house. That guy in the background doing what appears to be setup work is Mr. Pickles, cleverly Photoshop’d into the scene.
As I’ve said before, every man needs a buddy who is willing to put a 10-year friendship on the line for a good laugh. He’s a hell of a guy that Jones…hell of a guy!
Even if you could do this without the help of a trampoline, you would still only get 87 people at your games…get over it and move on already.


9/11 I end up behind this guy…
vinyl sticker “aljazeera.net/english’”
Are you fucking kidding me, BALLS THE SIZE OF TEXAS, for just having this on your car. How has nobody bashed this guys windows in, normally Jones & Pickle don’t condone violence but but what the hell…
If we can still see your jets by the time shit is blowing up, you are doing it wrong…

Someone please tell Akamadajineebadalambada or whatever the fuck his name is that this shit only impresses countries that don’t own fighter jets. Seriously, back off dipshit - you are about to get a Red, White, and Blue boot up your brown ass!