If you decide to retire to your car for some personal afternoon-delight, make sure you’re not parked next to a tall building with your sunroof open. NSFW.
Two days ago a man in Edmonton, Alberta was in his parked Dodge Nitro, apparently watching pornography and masturbating. Normally this wouldn’t be noteworthy, but folks high in the Nexopia.com headquarters noticed a familiar rhythmic motion coming from underneath the towel laid across the gentleman’s lap. Of course someone grabbed a recording device and motioned for friends come over to point and laugh. Eventually, one of the employees went down to the ground floor and by waving up to the camera, revealed the fellows folly. That’s one helluva way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Hopefully he doesn’t actually work in that company. [Break]
Well I figure that this is fitting because the movie just came out, which I haven’t seen yet, but I hear it’s a lot of fun, I may pull a “Jamaican Thunder” and go watch it alone during the day when 100 fucking 14 year olds aren’t running around the Disney theaters acting like total douche fails.
And why is it I always want to spell it ain’t when spell check insists it’s aren’t … what is that a Michigan thing, I’m pretty sure after all this time ain’t is recognized as a actually American word now.
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I’m driving down the road and something catches my eye, WTF is that… it’s cool… is it cool? I can’t figure it out. Shaq’s not in town and there’s not a gas shortage.
