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Mr. Pickles is a Master Golfer

by Jones | January 5, 2009 | In Jones, Mr. Pickles, Video | 3 Comments

Maybe it’s the beer, maybe it’s the fresh air, but something magical happens when Mr. Pickles takes to the course in a brilliant ariel display of the finest game ever to be played.

Nicklaus, Snead, Norman, Woods, Pickles…

Robbie Maddison - New Years Eve 2009 No Limits WORLD RECORD

by Jones | January 1, 2009 | In News, Video | 2 Comments

This is something I’ve been waiting on for a few months now, he pulled it off, pretty amazing.

Dammit Another Hot Teacher / Sex Scandal

by Jones | December 26, 2008 | In News, Video | No Comments

Hot Teacher, Sex Scandal, Tustin High School, Hope Jacoby

Hope Jacoby, Blowjob Trainer

Tustin High School athletic trainer arrested on sex charges

OCSD

Orange County Sheriff’s Department says it arrested Hope Jacoby, 23, on suspicion of engaging in sex acts with an underage boy. She has worked with athletes at the school for a year.

By Stuart Pfeifer
December 25, 2008

An athletic trainer at Tustin High School has been arrested on suspicion of engaging in unlawful sex acts with a student at the school, an Orange County sheriff’s spokesman said Wednesday.

Hope Jacoby, 23, who has worked with athletes at the school for the last year, was arrested last week on suspicion of oral copulation of a minor and unlawful sex with a minor, said Sheriff’s Department spokesman Jim Amormino.

Sheriff’s deputies were informed of the unlawful acts by someone who saw a text message photograph, Amormino said. The boy was between 14 and 17 years old.

Jacoby, who lives in San Juan Capistrano, was jailed in lieu of $100,000 bail, Amormino said. Investigators believe there may have been other victims, he said.

Sheriff’s officials arrested Jacoby because she abused a “position of trust,” Amormino said. “Even though the age gap may be fairly close, it’s still illegal and we will arrest,” he said.

God DAMMIT, I used to be in school, I used to have a female trainer in sports, but guess what, I NEVER GOT A FUCKING BLOWJOB FROM HER and worst of all SHE DIDN’T LOOK LIKE THIS!

I mean really, I’m not even going to get into the whole “Who the hell turned her in” thing but really, do we have to convict this girl? can’t we just put her in a house with Casey Anthony and have some sort of Hot Chick House on Fox Thursdays at 8pm?

Pouty face because she wants Jones's man sauce

Pouty face because she wants Jones' man sauce

Hope Jacoby MySpace page

From her MySpace:

Quote:

About me:
Let’s see. there’s a lot to tell…maybe. My names Hope

~I love goin out. Im a huge fan of the hug. I hug all my friends, and think its an important way to say hi and bye. If I dont hug you, I probably dont like you. Either that or you make me totally nervous, so I wont do it. And it doesnt necessarily mean its a good nervous either.

~I try to be a positive person…and surround myself with positive people. I believe in karma, however i also think that no matter how good of a person you are, bad things are gonna happen to you. To me, bad things happen to make you a stronger person and you’re meant to learn from them.

~I have a lot of random thoughts. I don’t express em very often tho, cuz they can be far fetched, but as long as i know what i mean, who cares right?

~I’m not really a jealous person, except once in awhile i seem to get super jealous over something stupid. im weird that way. All it takes is a little talking to and i get over it.

~It takes a whole lot for me to get mad, but doesnt take much at all for me to get over it. If it’s something small, and im mad, just let me get over it and i won’t ever bring it up again. Sometimes that gives people the idea to walk all over me and i sometimes let it happen. I need to work on changing that.

~I have strong opinions, but if you show me how your way is better i might just change my mind.

~Sometimes i chill with people even if i don’t like them. I dont pretend to like them, but i don’t show i don’t like them either. That doesn’t make me fake, that makes me courteous. If i don’t like you, then im sure it’s for a good reason.

~Most girls talk too much. I’m one of them. But i don’t want friends who do. Therefore girls who are my friend are special. And not like most girls. I like hanging out with guys cuz they’re a lot easier to talk to. They don’t like drama, and neither do i.

~I may come off as full of myself, but i promise it’s a front. I don’t have the highest self-esteem, but i don’t think i’m a bad person either. It’s a weird position to be in. Wow this is long. stop reading.

FUCK THIS JONES WANTS A BLOWJOB, LG where are you….

Jones reacts to Hope’s levels of hottness (btw is you are currently as hot as Hope, feel free to contact Jones at his email jones@jonesandpickles.com and fill out the application.)