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More proof Ellis was right and Monkeys will soon be taking over… think of this as our Monkey News, reddragons all

Sometimes I Hate Society

by Jones | December 17, 2008 | In WTF? 3 Comments

Now I know this wasn’t Mr. Pickles, btw if you don’t get this then the rest of us are pointing and laughing at you.

…. you just never know what you’re going to get and when they are going to popup

Seventeen years ago, Ken Imhoff watched Cannonball Run and became so enamored with the Lamborghini Countach in the film, he hand-built his own, in his basement. In what we imagine might be the most Jalopnik build ever undertaken, Ken designed and fabricated his own tig-welded frame, installed a thoroughly massaged 351 cubic inch V8 with a ZF-25 5-speed transmission, hand-formed the aluminum body over a meticulously measured and accurate body form, and finished it all off in a beautiful metallic gray. It took Ken 10 years to complete the project, and the results — as you can see both in the gallery and in the video below the jump — are amazing. There’s only one problem, when you build a car in a basement — how do you get it out? Find out HERE.

Only in Michigan…WTF Jones? Are you related to this guy?


A Michigan man was charged with “receiving sexual favors” - from a vacuum cleaner.

When a resident complained there were unusual deeds being perpetrated behind a car wash near Detroit, a cop went to investigate.

Sure enough, a man, whose ID was not released, was using the vacuum for a sexual partner. He was escorted to jail to cool off.

$0.75 For Every 3-1/2 Minutes! This bitch rocks!

Zombies attack man in Russia

by Jones | September 26, 2008 | In Video, WTF? 4 Comments

Helicopter / night vision camera of a man supposedly being attacked, ripped apart, and eaten by zombies..Please note this video doesn’t provide zombies exist please stop bitching about it.

Not sure why this is funny - it just is…


Reuters: Jasmin Brutus

Reuters: Jasmin Brutus

Photo Credit: Chitose Suzuki/AP

Photo Credit: Chitose Suzuki/AP

Seriously - worst daycare ever. Tell me something there Asian-Einstein…if the balls are water tight, what in the hell are those kids breathing? I can’t believe we’re losing the technology race to these people!

But Jones, on a positive note, I think we just solved your supply issue. Do you think those come in smaller sizes?

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