Holy fucking hell,
I’ve never been for or against Panda Express, matter of fact there’s only one I’ve been to in my life. However I’m fucking sick and tired of going to the Panda Express on OBT and San Lake during the lunch hour and they NEVER HAVING ANY FUCKING FOOD OUT OR READY.
When it first opened it was fine, food, fun, and tasty vittles. But their celebrated opening was short lived. In an area where the biggest deal to any restruant chain in the Monday though Friday Lunchtime crowds, you think that YOU WOULD HAVE SOME FUCKING FOOD READY. They arn’t even busy, few people here and there, but it’s not like they are selling out of their pans of chicken fuckthefuck goomoo.
This is the problem with this locations store:
- STAFFING - It’s the busiest time of the week and some dickhead manager is trying to make a bonus by keeping the labor rates at nothing, everytime I go in there now THERE’S 3 PEOPLE IN THE STORE, and only 2 of them are doing anything.
- FOOD - The food that is out and ready to be served tastes so fucking old that I found burnt marks in the rice from tracer rounds in Vietnam… wait Panda Express isn’t Vietnamese is it? Anyways anyone who has worked in the service industry and food specifically knows what food tastes like after it’s been sitting in a hopper for 3 hours, WELL GUESS WHAT THIS TASTES LIKE?!
I mean this isn’t a local shop setup in a neighborhood of stores, this is OBT and San Lake, fucksticks…. Are all Panda Expresses like this?
5 minutes later this girl was wrenching her guts out, she actually barfed up her panties she was heaving so hard.
FIX YOUR SHIT AND STOP FUCKING UP MY LUNCH!!!
Jones is an angry lunch man
and here I thought it was only the West Orange location…Beware the Panda!
Seriously - that place sucks the Tiananmen Meat Stick…
…well i would have said the first problem is that its located on O.B.T……but now i don’t have anything funny to say…so i’ll just say:
Niii!
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